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06/05/2007 Archived Entry: "Movie review: Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds"
Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds
By Phillip J. Bartell and Q. Allan Brocka
Starring: Jim Verraros, Emily Brooke Hands, Rebekah Kochan, Marco Dapper,
Brett Chukerman, and more
Studio: Automat Pictures
Review by Logan
Holy Hot Damn! There's one reason, and one reason only to watch Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds. The reason: Marco "I'm the fucking hottest mother-effer ever" Dapper. This drop dead gorgeous hunk of man meat drops trou in the first few minutes of the movie while he models for an art class. Marco Dapper's chiseled abs, pouty lips, perfectly sculpted pecs, ass, legs, and his low-hangers steal the show right off the bat (ahem).
Once I managed to calm myself down, I found that I actually liked the movie too. It was far better than its predecessor in several ways. The jokes felt fresher, the story was a little more believable, and the acting was a tad better in the sequel. The story goes something like this: Gay1 and Gay2 break up. Gay1 meets Marco and falls in love. Marco thinks he might be gay and flirts with Gay1. Gay1 and Marco attend an ex-gay group to cure themselves of their illness (when actually it's just a sneaky way for Gay1 to get closer to Marco). Then Gay2 gets jealous and moves in on Marco too. Meanwhile Faghag 1 and 2 also both move in on Marco. Marco figures out he's being used and tricks Gay1 into going down on Faghag 1. In the end, Marco decides he's swing both ways and gets with a chick. Meanwhile Gays 1 and 2 get back together, Faghag1 turns lesbian, ex-gays are now ex-ex-gay (gay) and alls well that ends well.
Not the most amazing story ever, but it's fun with cute characters. I know this is stretching it, but it has elements of a topsy-turvy Shakespeare play. Watch it for the jokes. Watch it for the cute story. But most of all, watch it so you can stare at Marco Dapper naked.
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